Yes, he’s very, very stable. And a genius to boot! How can you haters ever deny his stable geniusness and/or geniosity?
Donald Trump woke up angry today about the International Association of Fire Fighters’ decision to endorse Joe Biden.
And then this happened:
Just another day in the nitrous-oxide-infused funhouse-mirror romper room that is Trump’s head.
I can only hope that they’ve long since changed the nuclear launch codes to something Trump couldn’t possibly spell correctly. Like, say, “Melania.”
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