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Trump: 'I have been the most transparent president in the history of our country'

I can only assume he means “transphobic.”

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The Hill:

“We're fighting all the subpoenas,” Trump told reporters as he left the White House for a conference in Atlanta on opioid abuse.

He dismissed a subpoena from the House Judiciary Committee for testimony from former White House counsel Don McGahn as “ridiculous.”

“We have been, I have been the most transparent president and administration in the history of our country by far,” Trump said.

… says the guy who was just found to have (allegedly) committed obstruction of justice numerous times and hides his tax returns like they’re an old family recipe for Soylent Green.

Then again, he loves to deal in superlatives. After all, he’s been the most successful and least racist president in our history as well. And the slimmest. And he hires all the best people. And he looks the least like an Incan adobe hut with a leaky straw roof. Believe me.

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But, whatever. He’ll just keep saying absurd things, and absurd people will believe them.

Next.

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