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Hillary: 'Any other person who had engaged in those acts would have been indicted'

Hmm, that sounds pretty close to “Lock him up,” right?

Politico:

Hillary Clinton said Tuesday that President Donald Trump escaped obstruction of justice charges only because of a Justice Department rule barring the indictment of a sitting president.

“I think there’s enough there that any other person who had engaged in those acts would certainly have been indicted,” Clinton said at a TIME magazine event in New York. “But because of the rule in the Justice Department that you can’t indict a sitting president, the whole matter of obstruction was very directly sent to the Congress.”

Oof! Hillary trots out her TROLLMASTER 5000 and toasts her some sad, sad circus peanut. Yeah, I think that might unbalance the spastic-colon-in-chief’s delicate humors just a smidge.

More of this, please. The right-wing spin machine has some sand in its gears now. Let’s keep it up.

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