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Susan Collins calls Mueller report an 'unflattering portrayal' of Trump; oh … burn … please stop

Everyone’s favorite moderate Republican has stuck her dreck out once again, challenging Donald Trump in the milquetoastiest of terms over the new/old/easily predicted conclusions of the Mueller report.

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The Hill:

Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) said Friday that special counsel Robert Mueller's report gives an “unflattering portrayal” of President Trump, including an effort to oust the former FBI director from his special counsel role.

“He was not only very upset by the special counsel’s investigations, but tried several times through intermediaries to end it, and it is an unflattering portrayal of the President,” Collins told Maine Public Radio.

Her comments come after Attorney General William Barr released the 448-page report on Thursday, detailing Mueller's findings from the probe into the 2016 election and the Trump campaign as well as his conclusion that Congress may probe potential obstruction of justice.

Oh … ouch … please stop. I hate Donald Trump as much as the next guy, but I don’t want to see him flayed alive right in front of my eyes! You are ferocious, Sen. Collins. By the way, have you checked on the status of Mitch McConnell’s Obamacare promises lately?

Susan Collins is worse than useless. She’s useless with a side of circus peanuts. 

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I eagerly await her defeat in 2020. Make it so.

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