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Sarah Sanders on sanctuary city relocation plan: You made Donald Trump do this!

Glad to see the Trump administration is now fully embracing its pettiness and racism. They’re oh-so-proud of it, in fact. 

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How else do you explain the Mouth of Sauron’s Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ appearance on Fox News Sunday this morning?

Politico:

“We have to look at all options across the table so the towns right there on the border aren’t taking on the entire burden, and so we’re shifting some of that burden to places who constantly claim to want to have open borders and want to have an open city,” Sanders said on “Fox News Sunday.“

“So let’s put some of those people into their communities and into their towns and see if they are OK then with that same impact.“

The White House initially distanced itself from the idea after the Washington Post first reported it Thursday, calling it “a suggestion that was floated and rejected, which ended any further discussion.” The plan involved [releasing] undocumented immigrants into the sanctuary cities, including House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s district in San Francisco, to retaliate against Trump’s political opponents.

Well, since immigrants contribute more in taxes than they receive in public benefits and commit crimes at lower rates than native-born Americans, yeah, sure, send them over. Why not? If we take them, can we get the same disaster-relief funds as all those freeloading red states? Maybe a tax law that doesn’t go out of its way to screw us? Yeah, didn’t think so.

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“Get ready for some authentic, world-class Mexican cuisine, Nancy Pelosi! Let’s see if you can eat a serrano pepper without crying your little libtard eyes out.”

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