Today, Donald Trump sharted out one of his most callow tweets to date. It included a doctored version of Joe Biden’s recent video in which the former vice president attempted to explain his perhaps too-familiar habit of touching people’s shoulders.
And, naturally, it showed absolutely no self-awareness nor shame. In other words, classic Trump.
But Biden was quick and sharp with his reply:
When Trump can credibly explain away the 23 or so sexual harassment accusations against him — and, of course, that little “grab ‘em by the pussy” confession — without sounding like a more crass version of Ted Bundy, maybe I’ll be able to watch this kind of thing without losing my falafel pita.
Until then, STFU, Suck L’Orange. You of all people should just STFU.
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