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GOP candidate for NC-9 seat tries to Photoshop AOC, fails hilariously

Okay, so a bunch of candidates are stepping up to fill Mark Harris’ shady shoes in the North Carolina District 9 take-two election, and one, Matthew Ridenhour, is attempting to make his mark on social media.

In a Facebook post on Friday, Ridenhour sent out a retouched photo of Democrat Dan McCready taking a selfie with Alexandria-Ocasio Cortez.

Granted, he prefaced the post with “satire alert,” but the accompanying image could not have been more unintentionally hilarious. Stuff your weary eyeballs with this feast of Photoshop failure:

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Wow. Why is her head so long? You could land a Piper Cub on that noggin. Did someone just tell Ridenhour about Photoshop yesterday morning? (Here’s a link to the FB post if you want to see it in all its glory.)

Let’s all point and laugh at the out-of-touch Republican who thought it would be a good idea to bring a squirt gun to a social media knife fight.

Another clumsy own goal from a Republican trying to beat AOC at her own game.

This is getting entertaining.

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