Didn’t Michael Cohen just say Trump thinks his son has the worst judgment in the world?
Guess he’s right.
So yesterday, Junior retweeted this:
Yeah, I can see why he was grasping for good news yesterday, but sheesh.
It’s like the worst businessman in the world and a fashion model decided to have a kid, and that kid gestated in a bottle of Fresca for nine months, and then this happened.
It’s probably too late to lose him at Chuck E. Cheese, Mr. Pr*sident. Then again, maybe not.
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