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Roseanne unleashes insane attack on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Roseanne Barr’s downward death spiral continues unabated. Not content to simply lose her show and her mind, she’s now vacuuming away every last scrap of dignity from her blotchy couch cushions.

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The latest? She’s decided to take on the Zen master of social media, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

In a recent YouTube video — amidst a trenchant critique of the Green New Deal and progressive policymaking — her disease-addled brain stem somehow came up with this:

“Farrakhan-loving bitch, oh, I don’t remember her name, the bug-eyed bitch that looks like a realtor. She’s got them realtor eyes. I can always tell by realtor eyes, she got ’em.

“Fucking lying bitch, Farrakhan fan, Israel-hater. Lefty. Dumbass. Dumbass. Dumb as they get.”

Okay then!

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And as you can see, she helpfully titled her video “Bug eye bitches.”

I guess if you’re a disgraced comic, your only recourse is to be as offensive and unfunny as possible. Louis C.K. figured this out. Now it’s Roseanne’s turn.

And if you’re a conservative, you’re practically required to collect an ass-whoopin’ from AOC at least once. Roseanne’s day may be coming.

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