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Trump: Women are 'extremely happy' about Kavanaugh's confirmation

What was that old Goebbels quote? Something like “Fuck you, Donald Trump, you rancid fuck-faced smegma golem”?

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Remember when Christine Blasey Ford said she was 100 percent certain that Brett Kavanaugh had tried to rape her? Well, you can throw that out now because the most dishonest person on the planet says it’s not true. In fact, the polar opposite is true. How very convenient for our pr*sident.

From Yahoo News:

U.S. President Donald Trump said he is “100 percent” certain that Christine Blasey Ford named the wrong person when she accused Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault in testimony during his Supreme Court nomination hearings.

“This is one of the reasons I chose him is because there is no one with a squeaky clean past like Brett Kavanaugh. He is an outstanding person and I’m very honored to have chosen him,” Trump told reporters aboard Air Force One while flying to a campaign rally in Kansas.

“We’re very honored that he was able to withstand this horrible, horrible attack by the Democrats.”

In other news from Donald J. Trump’s Land of Make-Believe, where everyone has cotton-candy hair, circus peanut heads and fingers the size of pencil erasers, women were far more likely to support Kavanaugh than men were:

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“Women were outraged at what happened to Brett Kavanaugh, outraged,” Trump said. “It was a total misnomer because the women I feel were in many ways stronger than men in his favor.”

Oh, also, this:

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1984 seems like a quaint little fable about high school senior pranks now, doesn’t it?

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Seriously, fuck this guy. And the stolen Supreme Court seat he rode in on.

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