Is there a 25th amendment for the press?

So as far as I can see this is how today went,

Ronan Farrow and Jane Mayer come out with a blockbuster report about Brett Kavanaugh.

Morning shows talk about it but we have to be careful. They can’t go by hearsay or something. But maybe it is important.

A third woman swears out a complaint against Kavanaugh.

Things are not looking good.

Axios

OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, ROSENSTEIN IS RESIGNING.  LOOK, LOOK, LOOK ROSENSTEIN IS RESIGNING.

New York Times

OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, ROSENSTEIN IS RESIGNING.  LOOK, LOOK, LOOK ROSENSTEIN IS RESIGNING.

And did you see our blockbuster reports about Rosenstein based on hearsay.  That’s why he’s resigning before Trump  fires him. We are sooooooo cool.

Networks

We are all watching Rosenstein open his umbrella and get in to his car. Maybe he is going to the White House to resign. We don’t really know. Nobody knows anything. But we have pictures of Rosenstein opening his umbrella and getting in to his car. Pete Williams what do you know?

Pete Williams

I don’t know anything.

Networks

Let’s go back to pictures of Rosenstein closing his umbrella.

Somebody somewhere

Rosenstein hasn’t resigned.

 

OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD ROSENSTEIN IS GOING TO THE WHITE HOUSE TO BE FIRED

There’s Rosenstein opening his umpbrella after he gets out of the car. OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD

But Trump isn’t there at the White House.

What does that mean. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

Plus we knew Trump wasn’t at the White House. He’s in New York heh, heh.

TRUMP IS GOING TO MEET ROSENSTEIN ON THURSDAY TO DISCUSS HIS FUTURE. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

Let’s spend the rest of the day looking at Rosenstein’s wet car and talk about what almost happened. And oh my god, Thursday.

Kavanaugh? Who’s Kavanaugh?

If the president in not capable of being presdient what does that say about the people he is constantly make look like idiots.