Kellyanne Conway's husband slams Trump over petty Obama criticism

George Conway is not a fan of his wife’s boss.

While Kellyanne Conway spends her life trying to sculpt Brobdingnagian piles of monkey shit into Michelangelo’s David, her husband is doing his best to undo her handiwork.

The latest: He’s taken Trump to task for criticizing President Obama over a random slip of the tongue from 10 years ago:

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No kidding.

So Trump has to reach back a decade to find something mildly stupid that Obama said … before he was president. Meanwhile, Trump’s mouth is basically a lawn sprinkler hooked up 24/7 to a frightened hippo’s asshole.

And no, Mr. Trump, it wouldn’t be the “story of the year.” It would be the story of the half-hour, because you’d almost instantly top in with something a thousand times crazier. If you don’t believe me, check out your Google news feed.

How did anyone ever buy this little man’s tough-guy act? The next time he takes responsibility for his own actions will be the first. That’s the mark of a scared little boy, not an adult.

Needless to say, this isn’t the first time George Conway has slammed Trump. In a Washington Post story about the awkwardness Trump has caused in George and Kellyanne’s relationship, George said, “If my wife were the counselor to the CEO of Pepsi and I had a problem with her boss, I would simply drink my Coke and keep my mouth shut. If the president were simply mediocre or even bad, I’d have nothing to say. This is much different.”

Oof.

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