Trump pal David Pecker is cooperating with prosecutors

And BOOM goes the dynamite.

More horrible, horrible, horrible #fakenews for our pr*sident.

Another one of his old chums has tossed him under the trolley.

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That’s gotta sting. Seems you can’t even execute an illegal payoff these days without your closest friends turning on you.

You know, I’ve had a lot of friends over the years. Some of them have stayed close, some have drifted away. I don’t know about you, but none of them have ratted me out to federal prosecutors. Then again, I’m not a lifelong con man who’s humiliated and browbeaten everyone who was ever loyal to him.

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