Top 4 Republican State of the Union Response Fuckups 

Top 4 Republican State of the Union Response Fuckups

My question is why does the oppisition keep giving #SOTU responses. They always go bad and nothing good comes of it besides this list I created....hahaha!

#1 MICHELE BACHMAN: WHERE IS THE CAMERA?

What the hell are you looking at? Did your team neglect to tell you the camera angles?

#2 MARCO RUBIO: I NEED WATER. WAIT I SEE IT.

I understand being thirsty, but for god sake power through when you are giving a live speech. Or move that table closer. I wonder if a liberal agent moved that table just out of his reach. You have a mole in your operation Senator Rubio!

#3 BOBBY JINDAL: THE LONGEST WALK OF MY LIFE.

Where in the hell are you walking from? Did they scream we are taping and you were using the bathroom? My question is, who made that call for you to walk all the way from that back room? If they are still working for you, shame on you!

#4 TED CRUZ: IS THIS LIVE? LETS TRY THAT AGAIN.

No one's going to fault you for taking a few takes to speak your heart. That's a diseases every politician has. But come on with the shakey camera. Are you making Blair Witch 2?