Trump Panics Over ‘Pee Pee Tape’ Dossier Which Totally Doesn’t Make Him Look Guilty | THE POLITICUS

Trump Panics Over ‘Pee Pee Tape’ Dossier Which Totally Doesn’t Make Him Look Guilty

In a private meeting with the House Intelligence Committee, two executives of a firm that helped produce an opposition-research dossier that makes salacious claims about Donald Trump’s ties to Russia refused to answer questions Wednesday, according to .

The Fifth Amendment was invoked, saying they would cooperate with “serious” investigations and also claimed that a “Trump cabal has carried out a campaign to demonize our client for having been tied to the Trump dossier.”

So, conspiracy theorist Donald Trump took his angry little fingers to his Twitter account to float a theory.

“Workers of firm involved with the discredited and Fake Dossier take the 5th,” Trump tweeted. “Who paid for it, Russia, the FBI or the Dems (or all)?”

The dossier in question was compiled by former British spy Christopher Steele. It contains allegations that the Russian government has been cultivating Trump as a potential asset for years. Special counsel Robert Mueller is now investigating the dossier, according to a .

The dossier was prepared by Steele on behalf of research firm Fusion GPS, reportedly after being paid to do so first by Republicans and then Democrats during the 2016 election campaign, Newsweek .

One salacious allegation in the dossier claims that Trump paid sex workers to pee on him. It appears by Trump’s tweet that he confirmed that the dossier is real, even though he just said it was ‘fake.’ And if the dossier was paid for by Russia, it was to blackmail Trump in order to control him. And if it was the FBI ‘paid for’ the information contained in the dossier, that’s not good for Trump. Some key parts of the dossier.

Donald is just panicking as Mueller closes in.

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