Rahm’s CV is really rather impressive. He served as chief fundraiser for the campaigns of President Bill Clinton and Richard M. Daley, the man whom he would later succeed as Mayor of Chicago, and would take a break from politics in the late 90s to make over $16 million with the investment bank Wasserstein Perella. Emanuel has also been intimately linked with Goldman Sachs for most of his political career, a relationship that began in 1992 when he was on a $3,000 a month retainer from the investment banking firm at the same time he was convincing Goldman Sachs employees to contribute over $100,000 to Clinton’s campaign coffers. Over the ensuing two decades, Rahm’s ties to the financial elite would only strengthen, a development evidenced by the fact that he received more money from hedge funds, private equity firms and the larger securities/investment industry during the 2008 election cycle than any other member of the House of Representatives. A man of the people, he is not.

More than anything else, Mayor Emanuel’s abhorrent neglect of the Chicago Public School system during his brief time in office has galvanized the protesters who have affiliated themselves with the Occupy movement. At the march that day, a couple dozen were wearing their red Chicago Teachers Union t-shirts and many more expressed their dissatisfaction with the way the mayor’s office had been starving CPS of resources with words and placards. The blood feud began in earnest in September of 2012, when the Chicago Teachers Union went on strike for the first time in a quarter-century to protest the city’s proposed plan to, among other things, increase the influence of standardized testing in teacher evaluations, while amending the hiring practices regarding teachers who were laid off due to non- performance-based reasons like school closure. Much of the mainstream media focused on the fact that the union was fighting for pay increases for their members when the average salary of a CPS teacher was around $74,000, citing these supposedly exorbitant salaries as proof positive of the unmitigated bloat endemic to our nation’s underperforming public school system, but teacher pay grades weren’t the principle reason why they were striking. At the heart of the matter was job security, something that would prove to be largely illusory for thousands of CPS teachers and staffers in the coming months.

Two years ago, Emanuel and his administration closed 50 of the city’s public schools, the largest such closure in American history. The closures resulted in the firing of more than 3,000 CPS employees and the displacement of 12,700 students who now have to travel long distances through often dangerous neighborhoods just to reach their new schools. Of the students who attended the schools that were earmarked for destruction by the city in 2013, 88% were black, 10% were Hispanic and 94% came from low-income households. Unsurprisingly, the South and West Sides bore the brunt of the burden under Emanuel’s cuts, as 46 of the 50 shuttered schools were located in those parts of the city. All in all, Mayor Emanuel cut $162 million from the city’s school budget over the 2013-14 school year, citing an estimated $1 billion CPS budget deficit as the cause for his cuts. Meanwhile, while Emanuel claimed to be cash-strapped, the city was sitting on roughly $200 million in non-earmarked Tax Increment Financing funds, which are just gathering dust. And that isn’t even the worst part.

Anti-austerity placard + Guy Fawkes mask + Chicago Police Cruiser = Occupy Block Party at Rahm’s House

At around the same time he was gleefully taking an axe to tens of elementary schools serving poor minorities, Emanuel announced that the city was committing over $100 million to help finance the construction of a new basketball stadium for DePaul University, a decision so profoundly asinine and immoral that it would have made Boss Tweed wet himself with glee. In fact, it is so reprehensible that I couldn’t fit all of it’s myriad issues in a standard paragraph format and have come up with a slightly anal retentive, numbered list to demonstrate it’s ridiculousness:

1. Separation of Church and That Other Thing: For those of you who aren’t familiar with Midwest’s collegiate landscape, DePaul University is a private school. In fact, it is a private, Catholic school that charges its 16,000+ undergraduate students over $30,000 a year in tuition and shouldn’t have a any problem raising funds for pet projects without help from a city government hemorrhaging cash. Having a major city provide more than $100 million in funding to a private, Catholic university while cutting over $160 million from it’s own public school system is the budgetary equivalent of a man with prostate cancer cutting back on his chemotherapy treatments so that he could afford to pay for penile enlargement surgery.


2. DePaul Basketball is Bloody Awful: No, really. They suck. The men’s basketball program at DePaul posted a record of 59 wins and 132 losses from 2008 to 2014, and has only managed to make the NCAA Tournament twice in the past 20 seasons. In fact,DePaul’s basketball program is so bad, they managed to finish dead last in their conference each of the past 6 years.


3. Nobody Cares: Due in large part to them having sucked so hard, for so long, Chicagoans generally don’t give a damn about Blue Demon basketball and they sure as shit don’t show up for games. According to the ticket records from Allstate Arena, where they’ve been playing for over 3 decades, DePaul averaged 2,900 fans per home game during the 2011, 2012 and 2013 seasons. To give you an idea of how pathetic this is,The University of Kentucky piled over 23,000 fans into Rupp Arena in 2005 for their school’s version of Midnight Madness, a kick-off event held by many universities that is essentially a glorified first practice to celebrate the official beginning of the season. Kentucky pulled in more than half of DePaul’s annual basketball attendance for a team practice session.


4. It’s Nowhere Near Campus: Keeping with the plan’s general theme of impracticality, Emanuel is planning on building the stadium near McCormick Place in the city’s Near South Side, over 6 miles away from the university itself. For a student living on campus, that’s 20 minutes away by car and over an hour away by public transit. I’m don’t have a Ph.D. in urban planning, but I’m pretty sure forcing students to make a 2 hour round trip journey to see a basketball game isn’t going to help out those already dismal attendance figures.


5. The Proposal Was Approved on the DL: In order to make sure his pet project got the green light, Mayor Emanuel snuck the authorization for the use of tens of millions of taxpayer dollars in building the stadium into a random committee report and neglected to tell any of the city aldermen that it was in there. So, when the chairman of the city council’s housing committee asked for the report’s approval, no one was aware that they were actually approving the use of $55 million in Tax Increment Financing funds to buy land for a new basketball arena. Emanuel immediately asked if there were any objections and, hearing none since there had been no time look at the report and debate it, promptly declared it approved. In addition to authorizing the purchase of land for the new stadium, city council members also unwittingly enabled the city to use the powers of eminent domain to purchase land from property owners in the city’s South Loop, regardless of if they want to sell or not.


6. It’s a Trap! Truth be told, DePaul Basketball has next-to-nothing to do with Mayor Emanuel’s infatuation with this stadium project. As The Nation’s Dave Zirin has pointed out, there is a very good chance that the stadium is simply a Trojan Horse for the new casino that Emaunel has his heart set on building beside the massive McCormick Place convention center. And, just in case you think I have some irrational vendetta against casinos and am jumping to erroneous conclusions here, Emanuel actually listed the casino as his number two priority for the state legislature, ahead of marriage equality and behind pension reform.

Ultimately, the march drew somewhere in the neighborhood of 200 people, a number that wouldn’t have been nearly so impressive if it weren’t for the cadre of about 40 of Chicago’s Finest that insisted on monitoring the protesters as if they were planning on storming the mayor’s house at 4228 North Hermitage with pitchforks and torches made out of the severed, flaming limbs of ill-favored city council members. If this were any other major Midwestern city, one could be forgiven for being taken aback by the police’s tremendous overreaction. But this was Chicago, the place where dissent goes to die a thousand gruesome deaths. Chicago is the city where Mayor Daley’s jackbooted thugs maced free speech into oblivion during the 1968 Democratic National Convention, gleefully beating the piss out of unarmed protesters with truncheons and billy clubs in full view of the entire world. It’s where Dan Rather and Mike Wallace, two card-carrying members of journalism’s all-century team, got sucker punched on the convention floor by spineless security guards while America looked on in bewilderment and horror, causing Walter Cronkite to remark in his muffled rage that, “I think we’ve got a bunch of thugs here, if I may be permitted to say so,” words that might not just apply to the events of that night, but to the totality of Chicago politics and to pretty much everything Rahm Emanuel’s done during his time in the mayor’s office.What else would you expect from the Mayor of Go Fuck Yourself?