Headline Round Up!

 
 

Headline Round Up!

“Woman with flesh-eating bacteria refuses pain meds for skin grafts. Now go get a check up, ya goddamn pussy.”

“Conservative reporter interrupts President Obama during a speech. 'Next, I'll run up and kick him in the sack during the State of the Union! Because I have important and valuable points to make!'”

“Daredevil walks across Niagara Falls. Death snaps his scythe over his knee in frustration.”

“Got questions for Snooki and J-WowW? Great! Now, do us a favor and open your front door. Yup – go ahead, we'll wait for you. Good. Now TAKE A WALK OUTSIDE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.”

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