“Woman with flesh-eating bacteria refuses pain meds for skin grafts. Now go get a check up, ya goddamn pussy.”
“Conservative reporter interrupts President Obama during a speech. 'Next, I'll run up and kick him in the sack during the State of the Union! Because I have important and valuable points to make!'”
“Daredevil walks across Niagara Falls. Death snaps his scythe over his knee in frustration.”
“Got questions for Snooki and J-WowW? Great! Now, do us a favor and open your front door. Yup – go ahead, we'll wait for you. Good. Now TAKE A WALK OUTSIDE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.”
Crimea is a peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea. The Autonomous Republic of Crimea occupies most of the peninsula, while the City of Sevastopol occupies the rest.