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Headline Round Up!

“Over 50% of Florida students fail state writing test. Most educators are unconcerned, as good grammar is not needed when writing ransom notes.”

“Lockerbie bomber dies in Libya. World reacts with exaggerated shrug.”

“$3.6 million worth of marijuana was found floating in the ocean on Sunday. Someone is totally getting fired."

“Flesh eating bacteria attacks a 23-year-old woman and a mother of newborn twins. Looking to get your grandma and the disabled boy down the block next.”