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After Ted Cruz Was Caught Porning On Twitter His Old Tweet Comes Back At HIm Fast AF

Right-wing ‘Christian’ Sen. Ted Cruz was caught porning on Twitter after ‘liking’ a sexy-time adult video and hilarity ensued because the Internet is everything. The Texas Senator was busted spanking his thang on the anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks but Cruz’s communications director Catherine Frazier, said, “The offensive tweet posted on @tedcruz account earlier has been removed by staff and reported to Twitter.” However, that’s kind of odd since he didn’t post a tweet. He ‘liked’ a tweet and as Jane’s Addiction would say, ‘Ted, Just Admit It.’

There’s an old tweet for everything. In late July, Cruz tweeted, “We have to deliver now. I believe we can come together. We have to.”

Twitter users can’t stop laughing, probably because Cruz is such a jerk.

Sure, Cruz’s old tweet was about Obamacare (or was it?) but he probably touches himself over the thought of taking health care away from millions of Americans, too. But at least he’s making Touching Yourself Great Again, so there’s that.


Image: Gage Skidmore via Flickr, under Creative Commons license 2.0.

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