ARTICLES

July 24, 2012 - 8:44pm
Sherman Hemsley dies. Anyone who makes a “deluxe apartment in the sky” joke gets punched in the sack. Some women on Twitter are calling Colorado...
July 17, 2012 - 11:25am
“London forgets to hire enough security for the Olympics. Says contractor, in his defense, 'Do people still watch the Olympics? Really? Hm. So should...
June 26, 2012 - 2:26pm
The Supreme Court ruled Monday to overturn key parts of Arizona's immigration law. For example, police may no longer arrest immigrants without a...
June 18, 2012 - 11:47am
“Woman with flesh-eating bacteria refuses pain meds for skin grafts. Now go get a check up, ya goddamn pussy.” “Conservative reporter interrupts...
June 11, 2012 - 1:57pm
Jerry Sandusky trial begins today. “This is an outrage!” Sandusky's lead attorney proclaimed. “Since when is it wrong for a grown man to take a...
June 7, 2012 - 11:46am
Gonorrhea is now a super bug that will be untreatable in a few years. Chlamydia hangs its head, goes out to the road and starts kicking some rocks...
June 4, 2012 - 11:16am
“In a shocking twist, George Zimmerman turns out to be someone who exaggerates circumstances for their own benefit. Bail is revoked.” “After recent...
May 30, 2012 - 1:36pm
The jury in the John Edwards case came back today to tell the judge that they are having difficulty coming to a decision regarding his guilt in the...
May 28, 2012 - 10:49pm
A round up of recent headlines. Etan Patz's killer confesses 33 years later. “I wanted to be able to live a life first, you know? Get married, have...
May 24, 2012 - 11:12am
On Wednesday, the United States, Russia, Germany, France, China, and Britain staged an intervention for Iran to get it to come to terms with its use...
May 21, 2012 - 1:30pm
“Over 50% of Florida students fail state writing test. Most educators are unconcerned, as good grammar is not needed when writing ransom notes.” “...
May 17, 2012 - 11:05am
Like a scene out of countless youtube videos, an Army dad surprised his son at school after returning home from Afghanistan yesterday. This surprise...