“London forgets to hire enough security for the Olympics. Says contractor, in his defense, 'Do people still watch the Olympics? Really? Hm. So should we have guns, or are we good with sternly worded warnings?'”
The Supreme Court ruled Monday to overturn key parts of Arizona's immigration law. For example, police may no longer arrest immigrants without a warrant but with “probable cause” that they are committing a crime which may lead to deportation.
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