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ShareThisLike a scene out of countless youtube videos, an Army dad surprised his son at school after returning home from Afghanistan yesterday.
This surprise, however, took a slightly different turn.
“Daaaaaaaaaddy!!!”
“Hi son. I'm home.”
“Oh Daddy, I love you! I missed you so much!”
“I missed you too! More than anything.”
“um..........where's Mom?”
“sigh”
“Dad? Where's Mom?”
“Son, there's no right time to tell you this, so I am choosing now. Your mom and I are getting a divorce. She's back at the house packing.”
“Wait......what?”
The newly reunited son and father then went home, where the Marine met his very excited dog for the first time in eight months. He then took the dog to get neutered.
ShareThisSo it was last Sunday morning and the "news" shows and respected journalists were yammering about whether or not coming out for same sex marriage will help or hurt Obama’s re-election efforts.
"Sixty percent of those polled indicate his stance will have no effect on their vote; 16% said they are less likely to vote for him while yadayadayada." Read more
ShareThisThere’s always a great sense of shock to everyone when a mother not only takes her own life but chooses to take her children with her. It’s most disturbing because of what a mother’s relationship with her children is for most families. Most mothers would gladly give up their own lives to protect their children. Yet here we have another mother choosing to kill her own children before taking her own life. Read more
ShareThisSometimes I wonder what the mailman thinks of me. One day he's delivering the new issue of Free Inquiry, the next he's leaving something from Creation Ministries International. Read more
ShareThisThere are two groups of people I would be perfectly happy if they all just disappeared. Like, right now.
1-- Politicians
2-- Clergy/reverends/pastors/whatevers
Even the shittiests, hipsterish of musicians contributes more to positive to society than those two groups of people. Stephanie Meyer has contributed more positive to society than those two groups of people. The fictional characters on the HBO television show 'Girls' (I cant even hate watch that show) have contributed more positive to society than those two groups of people.
Politicians and 'people of god' are useless, stupid creatures that need to get real jobs and contribute to society like everyone else. Read more
ShareThisReading an article from DeWayne Wickham in the Tuesday morning edition concerning a group called Log Cabin Republicans, which is a gay organization for Republican gay people, some things came to mind. For me as a gay Democrat of why gay people, no matter what their political affiliation is, would be angry because America’s first black president gave them his support to marry the one they love. Read more
ShareThisToday's Headlines:
"JP Morgan Chase exec steps down after $2B loss. In related news, your boss would like you to stop buying the wrong type of copy paper."
"Initial headline for Time Magazine's cover photo: 'Hey ladies! Check out this woman breastfeeding her preschooler! Now.........FIGHT!'"
"Button batteries account for 84% of battery-related ER visits by children. Regarding the other 16% a hospital spokesman said, 'Man, you don't even want to know. Kids are some real flexible idiots.'"
"On Friday, Senator Rand Paul said of President Obama's support for gay marriage that thought the President's views 'couldn't get any gayer.' He then high-fived the reporter next to him and hurried off to Intro to Econ to take notes for some of his brothers in Kappa Kappa Psi."
ShareThisA crescendo of anger seems to build within some of us who have strong feelings about the direction of the country and where it is heading.
Conservatives are concerned that the country is turning into a hotbed of sin, with homosexuals gaining ground on same-sex marriages and abortions numbers growing consistently.
Liberals are concerned that our country will become a theocracy, with laws passed in both federal and state houses across the country forcing religious edicts upon all American citizens. Read more
